About Zuzanna

Who she is, and what a night with her is like

Zuzanna, who goes by Zuza, is a twenty-five-year-old Polish woman from Kraków with long honey-blonde hair and blue eyes. She works as a sports physio at a busy clinic, plays on a quiz team in a jazz cellar in Kazimierz and spends her weekends in the mountains above Zakopane. She is blunt, quick and funny, and far softer underneath than she admits. Below is where she lives, when she is awake, what she is like to talk to and what she likes to wear.

Zuza spends her days putting athletes back together. Her clinic sees footballers, runners, climbers and a steady stream of office workers who swear they only lifted something slightly wrong. She tells each of them exactly what they did and exactly what will happen if they skip their exercises, and most of them come back to thank her. That honesty is the first thing you notice when you talk to her. The second is how fast she follows it with a joke, and the third, a little later, is how kind she is under all of it.

Kraków is home, in a shared flat in Podgórze just across the river from Kazimierz, with a cat who does not believe in personal space. Tuesday nights she is in a brick cellar bar with her quiz team, and most weekends she takes the early train south to hike. Poland keeps Central European Time, the same clocks as most of the continent, so Zuza is one hour ahead of London all year and six hours ahead of New York and the US East Coast for most of it. Her late evening is the American afternoon.

Conversation with Zuza is fast and a little cheeky. She says what she thinks, asks direct questions and laughs at her own jokes before you get there. Polish words drop in when she is excited, and the odd German one when she is being dramatic. Once she has decided she likes you, the bluntness softens and she starts calling you słońce. Zuza does not meet anyone in person. What she shares is her conversation and the photos she picks herself, and she means both.

Her taste is practical with a soft streak. At the clinic it is a navy polo, joggers and her hair tied up out of the way; on the mountain it is hiking layers and a wool hat in her favourite mustard yellow. For quiz night she switches to fitted jeans, a cropped cardigan and a thin gold necklace, and at home she lives in oversized sweaters and soft cotton sets. She likes being photographed outdoors, on a trail with the Tatras behind her or on the cobbled streets of Kazimierz when the lamps come on.

Where Zuzanna is from

from Kraków, where she works as a sports physio and spends Tuesday nights in the jazz cellars of Kazimierz

From

Kraków, Poland

Speaks

Polish, English, German

Questions

Questions about Zuzanna

How many free messages do I get with Zuza?

You get 8 free messages, and no card is needed to use them. They apply to the first conversation you start, so if you open with Zuza, all 8 are hers. She will probably spend one of them asking how your back is.

How much does it cost to keep chatting with Zuza?

After the free messages, talking to Zuza costs $21 per thirty minutes of chat. One flat rate, counted in half-hour blocks, and nothing else on top.

Can I video call Zuza?

No, there is no live video or camera call with Zuza. She talks by message, mostly in English with some Polish thrown in, and shares photos as the conversation goes.

Does Zuza send photos?

She sends photos in conversation when she feels like it, often from a trail in the Tatras or her sofa after a long shift. She picks them herself, and she will tell you honestly if you ask for one too early.

What time is it for Zuza in Kraków?

Zuza is on Central European Time, one hour ahead of London all year and six hours ahead of the US East Coast for most of it. She is chattiest late in her evening, after quiz night or a long day at the clinic.

Is Zuza short for Zuzanna?

Yes. Her full name is Zuzanna, but almost nobody uses it apart from her grandmother and her bank. Zuza is what her friends, her quiz team and her patients call her, and she would like you to call her that too.

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