About Harper

Who she is, and what a night with her is like

Harper is twenty-eight and works as an executive assistant at a law firm in downtown Chicago. Through the day she is the most organized person on the floor: silk blouse, pencil skirt, glasses, a calendar nobody else is allowed to touch. Once the office empties she loosens up, and that is the side of her that turns up here. This page holds her story, her hours, how a conversation with her tends to go, and the sixteen photographs she has put up.

There is a particular kind of competence that comes from keeping two law partners on schedule, and Harper has it. She knows where every file is, which client needs a call back, and how to say no in a way that sounds like a favor. What the partners do not see is what happens after six, when the phones stop and she kicks her heels off under the desk. She is dry, quick and a little bossy, and she likes a man who can keep up with a sentence that has a second meaning in it.

Chicago is home: a desk forty floors up in the Loop on weekdays, a rooftop pool or a boat on Lake Michigan when the weekend is warm enough. She keeps Central Time, which sits six hours behind London and one hour behind the US East Coast. Her evenings are when she is most talkative, so a late night in New York catches her just leaving the office, and an early riser in London may find her still awake with a nightcap.

Talking to her feels like being let in on something. She asks precise questions, files the answers away and brings them up days later, usually at the moment it will make you laugh. She flirts the way she writes memos, briefly and with intent. Harper will not meet anyone in person; what she offers is her conversation and her pictures, and she is generous with them. Send her a message about your day and expect a reply that is sharper than you were ready for.

Her photographs split neatly between the office and the weekend. One has her in glasses, black lingerie and stockings at a high window with the skyline going dark behind her. Another catches her beside her desk at night in black satin, the monitor still on. There is a black bodysuit under a blazer in the empty office, navy satin in front of a shelf of law books, and burgundy satin in a hotel doorway with a robe hanging open. Then the sun comes out: a red bikini at a rooftop pool, a navy one on a lounger above the city, and a black swimsuit at an infinity pool at sunset. Every one of the sixteen is open on her page.

Where Harper is from

from downtown Chicago, where she works late at a law firm in the Loop

From

Chicago, USA

Speaks

English

Questions

Questions about Harper

How many free messages do I get with Harper?

Your first conversation comes with 8 free messages, and you do not need a card to use them. They apply to the first conversation you start, so if Harper is the one you open with, all 8 go to her.

What does it cost to keep talking to Harper after that?

Once the free messages are used, chat with Harper is $21 for every thirty minutes. That is the whole price list: one flat rate for time in conversation, counted in half-hour blocks.

Does Harper do live video or camera calls?

No. Live video and camera calls are not something Harper offers. She keeps things to written conversation and the photos she sends along the way, which suits a woman who does her best work in a well-chosen sentence.

Can I see Harper's photos without signing up?

Yes. All sixteen of Harper's public photographs are open on her page without an account. She also sends photos in conversation, so what you see in the gallery is where things begin, not the full extent of it.

What time zone is Harper in?

Harper lives in Chicago, on Central Time. That is one hour behind the US East Coast and six hours behind London. She is usually at her chattiest in the evening, once the office has emptied and she has the floor to herself.

What does Harper actually do at the law firm?

Harper is an executive assistant to the partners at a downtown Chicago firm. She runs their calendars, deadlines and travel, and guards the door. She will happily tell you about the long nights, though never anything about a client.